ruinedchildhood:

Bella Hadid Goes Sneaker Shopping With Complex

ladyjericho:

animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture

instagramofficial:

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

wonderytho:

Meirl

w3k:

xtec:

thothoward:

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

SHUT

dangerous-tangerine:

dark-magician-girl-meets-world:

daphnetrodon:

daphnetrodon:

The holidays take a dark turn as a crisis unfolds in our household

reblog to help him get off the chair, like to help him jump onto another surface

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cats are so stoopid i love them 

mrdsc1010:

Batman @ Robin:

trapcard:

ITHGHYGYFHFYFFG

wholeheartedsuggestions:

resist the urge to give up on healing just because it is slow

flowersilk:

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

spongebobfreezeframes:

“Surrender that ice cream cone or every waking moment for you will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery!”

asociate:

one time when i was six i saw an infomercial claiming that their product would make you look ten years younger and my sister said she was gonna use it on me and i became really scared

dndogs:

other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*

my puppy in the same scenario: